from If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes

3 blind miceA triumvirate of murine rodents totally deviod of ophthalmic acuity were observed in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist’s marital adjunct. Said adjunct then performed a triple caudectomy utilizing an acutely honed bladed instrument generally used for the subdivision of edible tissue.

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About Bob McCarthy

Originally from the Northeast, I now call Southwest Florida home. I have been a professional copywriter and editor since 1979, both freelance and in house. I have had article published in regional, national and international magazines. Plus, a video for which I wrote the script won an industry award as Best Training Video.
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